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DISAPPOINTMENT PANTS
(c) Greene (Best of Breed Music/ASCAP), Engelhardt (I ARE Music/ASCAP)
All Rights Reserved.  Used by Permission.
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Disappointment, Disappointment, Disappointment
whoopee tie yie yo, whoopee ti yie yo

I once was lean and lanky
and my pants were short and cranky
I said "howdy m'am, and thankee
I was raised to be polite ......

now I'm feeling short and dumpy
cause my job sure gets me grumpy
and my meds make me all jumpy
I'll be sure to ruin your big night!

Hey little lady, I'm a poser
with my cuffs turned up and ma waist let down
branded with a flying V
ironed for a night on the town
hey little lady, I'm a loser
don't take your hopes and hang ’Äòem high
I guarantee that you will find
way less there than meets the eye

when it comes to my behavior
yer hope can't rope a chance
cause I'm the sheriff of don't count on me
in my disappointment pants
you gotta lower expectations
if you wanna stand a chance
cause I'm the sheriff of don't count on me
in my disappointment pants

Hey little lady, I'm a cowboy
I can shoot a varmint and rope a steer
I'm tall in the saddle like a mountain man
I'm the king of the wild frontier
But Hey little lady, I'm a faker
a false facade in a one horse town
fastest gun but the first to run
when we have the big showdown

though I'm dressed for the occasion
don't be wanting no romance
cause I'm the sheriff of don't count on me
in my disappointment pants
I'm just Deadwood under denim
don't expect I'm gonna dance...
cause I'm the sheriff of don't count on me
in my disappointment pants

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